d0nn0:

golfgoober:

d0nn0:

Im hungover and i gained like 500 in a night and hit 17k

Oh I thought you meant you gained that much weight and then hit 17k pounds

Yes i hit 17,000 pounds thanks for the support everyone

(via pizza)

transcripts:

i’m that friend that has to walk behind the group when the path isn’t big enough. i’m that friend that gets cut off in the conversation. i’m that friend that gets left behind when i asked for them to wait for me. i’m that friend that doesn’t get invited to hang out alot. i’m that friend that if i want to go to the mall or some place with a friend i have to be the one to invite people to make sure i get included. i’ll always be that friend.

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(Source: romwe, via 0beyhutch)

tes1a:

RIP that text post you thought of in class and then forgot when you got home

(via pizza)

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vorfreudde:

Remember back in 5th grade, when everyone vowed not to ever do drugs

(via pizza)

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fedswatching:

her: you eat pussy?

me:

image

(via ruinedchildhood)

My cat is ass

buildmorewalls:

laserbabe:

it’s weird how yogurt is almost exclusively advertised to women

good 

let the men develop weak bones 

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